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Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings By The Harvard Lampoon Henry N. Beard Douglas C. Kenney,

  • Title: Bored of the Rings: A Parody of J.R.R. Tolkien's Lord of the Rings
  • Author: The Harvard Lampoon Henry N. Beard Douglas C. Kenney
  • ISBN: 9780451452610
  • Page: 150
  • Format: Paperback
  • A quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a little, furry hero named Frito, ready or maybe just forced by the wizard of Goodgulf to undertake the one mission which can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil SorhedLuscious Elfmaidens, a roller skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kissA quest, a war, a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off, a king without a kingdom, and a little, furry hero named Frito, ready or maybe just forced by the wizard of Goodgulf to undertake the one mission which can save Lower Middle Earth from enslavement by the evil SorhedLuscious Elfmaidens, a roller skating dragon, ugly plants that can soul kiss the unwary to death these are just some of the ingredients in the wildest, wackiest, most irreverent excursion into fantasy realms that anyone has ever dared to undertake.
    Bored of the Rings A Parody of J R R Tolkien s Lord of the Rings A quest a war a ring that would be grounds for calling any wedding off a king without a kingdom and a little furry hero named Frito ready or maybe just forced by the wizard of Goodgulf to undert

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    1. In selecting a literary parody for a recent book challenge, I found myself struggling a great deal Not one to turn to the classics, I wanted to select a novel that may accentuate a book I read and did not entirely enjoy, while also not choose a parody that had been flogged to death Turning to this piece by Henry Beard and Douglas Kenney, I felt that I might be in good hands I will be the first to admit, Tolkien is not for me Please, gasp now and shun me as you go to fetch all the rotten eggs and [...]

    2. The clever parts of this so so parody of The Lord of the Rings trilogy were the character names and the map on the first two pages The rest was repetitive and silly nonsense, but the map especially was inspired.At the front of most science fiction or fantasy novels, the author provides a map, usually hand drawn, of their world, the different countries, the rivers, mountains, dragon hoards, what have you from the story Tolkien s was particularly detailed and it was clear that he put a lot of time [...]

    3. There are quite a few funny scenes particularly when the book makes fun of the Tolkien characters by incorporating sex innuendos Imagine Frito Frodo having a hard on with an elf maiden When I picture in my mind the scene with Elijah Wood and Liv Tayler then the scene becomes alive and funny.As a parody, the story follows the same as the one of Tolkien s trilogy The Lord of the Rings minus some details and characters However, you can still follow this book s a lot shorter story, if you ve read th [...]

    4. This is an extremely out to left field parody of a timeless fantasy classic Full of horrible puns, cheap shots and droll tongue in cheekery, it will infuriate purists and delight others.

    5. Unsubtle, gross, stupid, mechanical, but quite often funny My favorite line, which I often quote when hungry This better be food, cause I m gonna eat it And I liked Deus Ex Machina Airlines too And the introduction And the Council of Elrond, where Frito suggests just dropping the Ring down a storm drain, or pawning it and losing the ticket OK, OK, I admit it there is a lot of amusing material.

    6. Ahhhh the sweet, sweet scent of true comedy.The first time I read this, I nearly soiled myself laughing As with all comedy, repetition kind of diminishes the effect, but there are still laughs to be had Just from the beginning, when Dildo Bugger throws a party for the gluttonous freeloaders of the Sty, and the foists his Magic Ring off on his hapless nephew Frito, you know things can only go wacky.The folks at Harvard Lampoon did a brilliant job here, warping the characters of the original story [...]

    7. Tolkien s works were sacred and beloved in my family when I was growing up, and this Harvard Lampoon lampoon of the trilogy was outright HERESY hilarious heresy, that is The Harvard Lampoon was the late 1960s precursor to National Lampoon of Animal House , Vacation and Van Wilder fame Those boys at Harvard turned over every character, rock, and tree in Tolkien s universe, and exposed their lewd, gross, and satiric underbellies Really, it s a salacious guffaw fest fit for the pimply, Tolkien lovi [...]

    8. Okay first, I love the Lord of the Rings Now, I enjoyed this book, mostly for it s witty humor which unfortunately is often buried amid a lot of off color strained attempts at humor Still I give it a 3 as it will give you some genuine laughs especially if you are familiar with the trilogy.

    9. An interesting title choice as I did in fact find myself bored than once while reading this A shame, because a Lord of the Rings parody had the potential to be hilarious Some of the jokes just felt too on the nose or conversely, way out in left field and by the end I was actually having trouble with all the names can you imagine It was clever in spots and I did laugh out loud a fair bit, but overall I d rather have reread the trilogy instead Thankfully it s rather condensed than the trilogy, t [...]

    10. I almost gave this book a 5, and I may yet go back and alter the start count before completing this review It s definitely worth at least a 4.5.I first read this book when loaned a copy by a high school friend Yes, I had read The Hobbit and the three volumes of The Lord of The Rings before picking up this slim, but powerful volume As soon as I read it, I ordered two yes, two copies of the book from a long since gone bookstore Since that day, I try to maintain ownership of two copies of this book [...]

    11. A thorough sendup of Tolkien s classic trilogy Character names alone will crack you up After awhile you ll struggle to recall the real ones But I really enjoyed the points when the writing logic became childishly simple It started to rain, and they all caught colds Still makes me laugh.

    12. For one who has never read J R R Tolkien s Lord of the Rings books, this comic takedown offers a fair amount of fun But I ve concluded that it s too ridiculous deliberately ridiculous to be properly appreciated without better knowledge of the target than I have So I m going to set it aside until I see enough appeal in the originals to plough through them I ll resist speculating on why I ve been immune to such fantasy so far or almost as unlikely until I can watch the Peter Jackson LOTR movies wi [...]

    13. Clever, but probably fun if you actually really liked the original books I must confess, that while I liked The Hobbit, I got a little fed up with the actual Ring books Frodo was always saying I know what I must do I think the subtitle should have been Seven guys take a long hike The movies, though, did capture me I think that tolkien was just a little too verbose for my tastes at times Oh well.

    14. From what I can remember, this was a very good parody of The Lord of The Rings and if memory serves me it is probably a 3.5 star book.

    15. Tolkien is thy master, Tolkien is right and the Silmarillion, LotR, short stories and Hobbit as well, make your bible Thou shall never wrong thy masters words, thou shall never amuse yourself with his words cause they are the only truth That seems to be the motto of all those die hard Tolkien fans Sure, recent movies might have changed the lot a bit, but when joining that herd be sure to follow those rules but what if you re into funny stuff What if you know the LotR throughout, if you know 99% [...]

    16. Perhaps my all time favorite work of satire Frito Bugger, a boggie from the Sty, is charged by his uncle Dildo and Goodgulf Greyteeth, a stage magician, to sneak the Ring of Power beyond the clutches of the Dark Lord Sorhed and the evil wizard Serutan and to destroy it in the hellish Zazu Pits of Fordor This tale offers plenty of belly laughs for Tolkien aficionados and neophytes alike Every beloved character of the Fellowship is reduced to a grotesque caricature who nevertheless gains the reade [...]

    17. Originally written in 1969, this has been slightly revamped and re released for the release of The Hobbit films Either that, or the people in 1969 were a little bit psychic and predicted both Jersey Shore and Instagram.While I managed to reach the end of this book, it is largely because it is only 160 pages long But in all honesty, it isn t for me Maybe it s the humour which isn t really my style, though I ll admit it was vaguely amusing in places or maybe it s because I adore Lord of the Rings [...]

    18. This book absolutely skewers Tolkein perfectly it s even too long, while the original is too short So why do I love it, when I treat the original like my Bible Aside from the fact that it makes me laugh till I drool, even after all these years, I don t know Because unlike most parodies, it s artful and lighthanded Because the people are like little mirror image character studies of Tolkein s Because it even has poetry that parodies Tolkein s Or just because of the long list of nasties who come o [...]

    19. Perhaps one of the best spoofs of the classic Tolkien trilogy that may ever be made The adventures of Frito, Goodgulf, Stomper, Eorache and all of the others will leave any reader laughing into utter madness I even still use the moniker Farahslax quite frequently when online, ever to be inspired by the classic song We are stealthy Green Toupees Skulking nights and snoozing days, A team of silent, nasty men, Who all think Sorhed s numbah ten Draw their fire Flank on right Narcs retire Fight team [...]

    20. Bleh I m all for parodies, in fact I love them But they must be done well, and they really ought to either be a celebration or a roast This one, however, just felt dumb I m not sure exactly what it was maybe the humor is too outdated, maybe it reminded me too much of Pratchett and fell short, or maybe it really just isn t that great Regardless, I was never able to get into it, and while there were a some laughs, they were few and far between.

    21. My nominee for the single funniest parody of all time This had to have been written in the late 60 s early 70 s and it still induces pain in me when I read it it s that funny My sides ache, my jaw aches I simply have to put it down and then recuperate for days after As one might guess, this takes a ribald rip at Tolkien s Hobbit and Lord of the Rings trilogy I actually know a guy who can quote this entire book, word for word, from memory, even after all these years.

    22. Incomprehensible twaddle to me I m afraid I just couldn t get into this book I loved Lord of the Rings and thought this parody was a great idea but it was actually quite stupid and a big disappointment.

    23. Really funny book, made me laugh a lot.Loved the scenes in the inn with the spying Nozdrul, the gathering of the fellowship and the way Arrowroot was presented so brave, or, maybe, not so brave after all.Also, the thesaurus was hilarious.

    24. The company stood rooted to the ground in terror The creature was about fifty feet tall, with wide lapels, long dangling participles, and a pronounced gazetteer Aiyee shouted Legolam A Thesaurus Maim roared the monster Mutilate, mangle, crush See HARM Good Fun.

    25. Spoof of Tolkien I read it around the time i read LotR It s the same story a trillion pages shorter with crass jokes.

    26. 3.5 stars I m going to try and give less 5 star reviews this year since it kind of dilutes my enjoyment of books This was a really good parody of Lord of the Rings and for a comedy book, it s pretty good However, the book is almost 50 years old so some of the jokes did not land with me, which hurt the rating a little bit Looking at some of the parody names of characters, I realized they had to be funnier for that era than this one The references that I understood were pretty good, but I feel lik [...]

    27. While I completely understand and have personally exercised the legal right to parody on numerous occasions, this book did make me feel bored I was not offended, but much prefer the original source material.

    28. Pr m rn parodie, dobr p eklad Palec nahoru za elf tinu a u it rom n Daniely Hodrov jako st eliva, p ece jenom je to t k etba, kter dok e ni it.

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