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  • Title: Heart-Shaped Box
  • Author: Joe Hill
  • ISBN: 9780061147937
  • Page: 120
  • Format: Hardcover
  • Aging, self absorbed rock star Judas Coyne has a thing for the macabre his collection includes sketches from infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy, a trepanned skull from the 16th century, a used hangman s noose, Aleister Crowley s childhood chessboard, etc so when his assistant tells him about a ghost for sale on an online auction site, he immediately puts in a biAging, self absorbed rock star Judas Coyne has a thing for the macabre his collection includes sketches from infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy, a trepanned skull from the 16th century, a used hangman s noose, Aleister Crowley s childhood chessboard, etc so when his assistant tells him about a ghost for sale on an online auction site, he immediately puts in a bid and purchases it The black, heart shaped box that Coyne receives in the mail not only contains the suit of a dead man but also his vengeance obsessed spirit The ghost, it turns out, is the stepfather of a young groupie who committed suicide after the 54 year old Coyne callously used her up and threw her away Now, determined to kill Coyne and anyone who aids him, the merciless ghost of Craddock McDermott begins his assault on the rocker s sanity.
    Heart Shaped Box Aging self absorbed rock star Judas Coyne has a thing for the macabre his collection includes sketches from infamous serial killer John Wayne Gacy a trepanned skull from the th century a used han

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    1. When aging, retired rocker Judas Coyne buys a ghost on line, he gets than he bargained for, as the ghost, which arrives by way of a used suit in a heart shaped box, is no benign spirit I was most reminded of Freddie Krueger, as the hostile ghost sets out to destroy Coyne and all those he holds dear I was not ecstatic early on about the premise, as I believed it was insufficient to sustain a book of this length Although I have read better horror books, this one turned out well enough What makes [...]

    2. The cover of this book promises that you will be haunted and startled, and that the book will even visit you in your dreams Funny, as I read this scary novel, I couldn t help but think back to the time I read The Shining it was storming outside, it was 3AM and I was too afraid to put the book down, and I didn t care if I would end up wetting the bed because there was no way in hell I was going to get up and go to the bathroom Heart Shaped Box also made me think back to other King novels that had [...]

    3. 3.5This is the first book written by Joe Hill that I have read, and the fact that it was his debut is pretty impressive to me I picked it up for a song awhile ago never being sure if I was going to read it or not I was worried that I wasn t going to connect with Jude and Georgia I don t always have to like the people I am reading about, but in a ghost story I find I really have to warm up to the main characters in order to root for their survival As it turns out they were pretty easy to like, an [...]

    4. Imagine a ghost Not just any ghost, imagine a ghost with a unique set of skills like advanced interrogation skills and deep hypnotic abilities, which he acquired during his long and diverse career That s right, kids The ghost in this story is Liam Neeson of Ghosts Well, at least he started out to be Liam Neeson of ghosts, and he will find you and he will kill you But who is going to be his victim Meet our hero, Judas Coyne, a 54 year old rockstar with a very rockstar y lifestyle Unfortunately, o [...]

    5. When aging rocker Judas Coyne buys a ghost on the internet, he doesn t take it seriously That is, until a musty old suit shows up in a heart shaped box Soon, Judas begins to see the horrifying spectre of a man wearing the suit Things take a sinister turn and people start dying so Judas and his girlfriend Georgia go looking for the woman who sold him the suit, the sister of his deceased ex girlfriend Can Judas stop the man in the suit from destroying his life After NOS4A2, I thought it best to ta [...]

    6. Buddy read with some of my faves from the Non Crunchy Bunch coming February 2016.This should be a sweet little gem of a story for right around Valentine s day, no 3.5 StarsI ve never been a very good ghost story reader I think a fundamental element of being spooked out by ghost stories begins in either a belief or a lack of DISbelief in ghosts I have never believed in ghosts, not even as a child around a campfire I am missing that thundering fear of not knowing how and what could or could not pa [...]

    7. The scariest thing about Joe Hill s debut book, Heart Shaped Box, isn t the actual story, but what lies between the front cover and the inside title page of the Harper paperback version In it, over 18 reputable newspapers and acclaimed writers attempt to prop up little Stevie King, Jr s Joe Hill s novel with some seriously excellent reviews Scary because all these awesome reviews lead you, the reader, to expect that Heart Shaped Box is the next BIG thing in horror.Only it s not.Not by a long sho [...]

    8. I don t think I quite knew what I was getting into when I picked up this book I don t know what I thought I was going to read, but it wasn t this So a warning to you this book, or at least the beginning of it, is pretty freaky I m not a wimp I grew up on Goosebumps and Scary Stories by Alvan Schwartz, graduating on to Christopher Pike and various R.L Stine young adult novels I also love scary movies of all sort, so I m not one easily freaked out But this novel was pretty creepy, or at least the [...]

    9. Jude is a member of a broken up metal band, now living on farm land with his girlfriend, manager and two dogs He sees the perfect opportunity to bring some excitement into his life when his manager shows him an online posting for a ghost for sale.Once his purchase arrives, Jude quickly realizes he is in for much than he bargained for as sightings of the old man begin, as well as demons from the past being brought to life for all members of the household.In the style I ve grown to adore from Joe [...]

    10. I had pretty big expectations for this novel, since it was somewhat of a happening in the horror genre and was praised by writers such as Harlan Coben and Neil Gaiman I was pretty disappointed.There is not a cliche that has not been used in this book, and not a single plot twist that I was not able to predict It s a mish mash of things from various horror novels and movies the protective dogs, the ouija board, the evil spiritualist, dead in mirrors, talking radiosThe characters are unlikable Tha [...]

    11. From this point forward, I shall refrain from the HEART SHAPED BOX, heart shaped candies, and anything else in the shape of a heart that is sent through the mail or easily consumable As my wife can attest, this will put a significant strain on the candy industry, to the point that they may be forced to shut down operations, if only temporarily But how could I not when this novel totally freaked me out I have three suits, and I m not sure I want to wear any of them ever again Even the gray pinstr [...]

    12. This book is creeeeeeeeeeeeeepy and I loved it It s not Joe Hill s best, in my opinion my favorite is NOS4A2, by a mile , but this one was fantastic A good old fashioned ghost story For some reason, I pictured the ghost to look like this aka the creepy guys from Buffy in the Hush episode And maybe that s why it creeped me out even If I saw this guy staring at me from in a car or from across the room I d prob shit myself.Overall, a great read and highly recommended.

    13. Rating 3.25 of fiveThe Publisher Says Aging death metal rock legend Judas Coyne is a collector of the macabre a cookbook for cannibalsa used hangman s noosea snuff film But nothing he possesses is as unique or as dreadful as his latest purchase off the Internet a one of a kind curiosity that arrives at his door in a black heart shaped boxa musty dead man s suit still inhabited by the spirit of its late owner And now everywhere Judas Coyne goes, the old man is there watching, waiting, dangling a [...]

    14. This type of horror may just not be for me Heart Shaped Box is about a ghost who, apparently, can t decide if it wants to kill the person it wants to kill Our tale starts off decently enough Aging rock star buys a ghost off the internet and that ghost decides to kill him Almost succeeds fairly early on, too And then doesn t kill him Why, you ask Hell if I know Instead, our ghost will sit in his ghost truck not killing people Perhaps he s just trying to drive our MC insane by drawing it out But , [...]

    15. Have I mentioned how much I m loving horror at the moment Gah so good, this book was perfect for my tastes and I really enjoyed it Rock Star Jude Coyne is living with his newest 20 year younger girl who is dubbed Georgia because that s where she s from Jude stars off as a strange, aging, and rude rock star Jude see s a ghost for sale and immediately buys it because why not It works with his image he s created around himself The suit arrives and shit starts going down right away, the rooms colder [...]

    16. Dave s Quick Judgement THE DEFENSE The prose is very gripping Many genuinely creepy moments Frequent musical references add a little extra spice to the storyE PROSECUTION The main characters are rather bland Dialogue is often dry and tedious Some attempts to be scary teeter over to the laughably bad side the ghost rising out of a candy box and even reaching back in for his hat comes to mind E VERDICTI found this to be a good ghost story, just not a great one But in all fairness, lots of people l [...]

    17. Wow, what a great debut Now that I have that out of the way, let me start out my review by saying that Heart Shaped Box is the creepiest, scariest new book that I have read in quite some time Mr Hill tells an excellent story well thought out with wonderful character development The thing that I really loved about his introducing us to the characters is that he just threw us into the ride with them without too much background and then built them up into very complex and likable personalities thro [...]

    18. Scary full of ghosts and gore and really gross stuff Definitely a horror story and one which never lets up from start to finish Jude, the main character, is strangely attractive despite everything and I really wanted him and Mary Beth to stay alive I also wanted Angus and Bon to stay alive I don t think it is a spoiler to say that some did and some didn t make it to the end Joe Hill has the same warped imagination as his father and the final scene in Jude s father s bedroom is a great example of [...]

    19. I remember looking at this book at my local Barnes Nobles years ago, I was strangely drawn to the title and it s meaning which always puzzled me but the cover was intriguing, not sure what took me so long to read it but I m so glad that I finally dived in Sometimes it s hard to pick a new book to read but it s still a delicious torment even if you don t know what is good enough to wrap your mind around, this was a good pick and it was recommended by a friend so I read it with pretty high expecta [...]

    20. I ve been a Stephen King fan for than half my life I remember reading his books at a time when other kids my age were reading Babysitter s Club books or Sweet Valley books I ve always loved Stephen King I wasn t sure that I would love his son, so I put off reading this book for a while after obtaining it It may be a little neurotic, but I thought that if I didn t like Joe Hill s writing, that it would lessen my love for Stephen King s writing Luckily, that wasn t the case I thoroughly enjoyed J [...]

    21. I kinda felt like revisiting Joe Hill by checking out his debut novel, Heart Shaped Box while many of my Friends listers have been gushing over or excoriating Hi Glenn Hill s latest, The Fireman.I was impressed by my first encounter with his work, Horns somewhat underwhelmed as in this is really a DaddyKing rip off by NOS4A2 but this first novel really bugged me no end While the potential was there for a somewhat believable creep out payoff, the story starts falling apart at about the 50 page ma [...]

    22. What better way to spend my Valentines Day then reading Heart Shaped Box For surely, this shall be a sweet and romantic tale Nah GHOST STORIES Fucking love em Heart Shaped Box by Joe Hill is a grade A egg Upon googling, it appears that the hightest grade of egg is AA, which makes no fucking sense You can t just starting throwing in extra letters If Ralphie wasn t allowed to get a A , then pre birds can deal with a single A Whatever Important thing is, Heart Spaped Box is good There comes a time, [...]

    23. All the world is made of music We are all strings on a lyre We resonate We sing together I was contemplating on whether or not do a review but fuck it Hill got my screwed up again and this time a took a trip down to his debut After a religious experience with Horns, Otherworldy fucked up dimensions through Locke Key and being burned by The Fireman I was curious as to how his first book was and luckily I snubbed a copy at a used store and immediately dove in Horror was rooted in sympathy in unde [...]

    24. This book was VERY CREEPY Way creepier than I anticipated from the synopsis I stayed up late reading last night as my partner was out of town, and by the time I put the book down, it was LATE and I did NOT want to turn the lights out I watch horror movies ALL the time, and they rarely get to me but the ghost in this story definitely creeped his way into my mind shudders Excellent book

    25. Joe Hill, definitely a chip off the old block , the old block being mega author Stephen King of course From what I have read Hill tried his best to keep his relationship with Stephen King a secret and forge his own career as an author Happily he became a successful author before the identity of his Dad was publicly disclosed by Variety magazine Heart Shaped Box is his first novel, as of now I think he has four to his name, excluding comics and anthologies.Basically Heart Shaped Box is a story of [...]

    26. I could sit here all day and compare Joe Hill to his father Stephen King, but I find that highly unfair to do to him What I will say is that he writes with a similar voice and also that I think one day he will be as good as his father, if not better I feel like with every book I see a developed writer and that is why I only gave Heart Shaped Box a 3 star rating Actually a 3.5, but GR doesn t give me that option Anyway, I digress.I really enjoyed this read and found it to be quite fun in a sadis [...]

    27. Jude Coyne, a middle aged former front man of an immensely popular metal band, is obsessed with the occult His assistant finds a post online advertising a ghost for sale and being the collector he is, Jude decides that he must have it When a heart shaped package shows up, it contains nothing but an old raggedy suit However, it isn t long before the suit brings about unexplained events and spooky behaviour throughout Coyne s mansion With his sanity hanging by a thread, can Jude exorcise the demon [...]

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