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The Accidental Vampire By Lynsay Sands, The Accidental Vampire Argeneau Vampires Aug , The Accidental Vampire is a great continuation to the Argeneau saga, this time bringing us the story of Victor who has been morose and taciturn in previous books This time Victor is accompanied by the ever cheerful DJ who proves to be the comic to Victor s straight man. The Accidental Vampire Argeneau by Lynsay Sands Dec , THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis. The Accidental Vampire Argeneau Vampire Series by New to the world of the night, THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE Elvi Black struggles to adjust She mourns her inability to get a tan, eat food especially pizza, and sleep in a bed as coffins are not particularly conducive to anything but the sleep of the dead. The Accidental Vampire Argeneau read online free by The Accidental Vampire read online free from your Pc or Mobile The Accidental Vampire Argeneau is a Romance novel by Lynsay Sands. The Accidental Vampire Argeneau Read Novels Online The Accidental Vampire Argeneau FATE GAVE HER FANGS Ever since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp Elvi Blacks been catching her zs in a coffin staying out of the sun and giving up garlic She knows theres to being undead than what she saw in Dracula but she cant very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette. Lynsay Sands Books The Accidental Vampire She knows there s to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she d meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman dead or alive.

  • Title: The Accidental Vampire
  • Author: Lynsay Sands
  • ISBN: 9780061229688
  • Page: 410
  • Format: Paperback
  • FATE GAVE HER FANGSEver since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black s been catching her z s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic She knows there s to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in tFATE GAVE HER FANGSEver since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp, Elvi Black s been catching her z s in a coffin, staying out of the sun, and giving up garlic She knows there s to being undead than what she saw in Dracula, but she can t very well ask her mortal friends about proper biting etiquette But when her neighbors placed a personal ad for her in the local paper, she never imagined she d meet Victor Argeneau, a vampire who could have his pick of any woman dead or alive.HE LL SHOW HER HOW TO USE THEMRich, powerful, and drop dead gorgeous, Victor s the perfect man for a novice neck biter like Elvi He s willing to teach her everything he knows, but he ll have to do it fast Someone s out to put a stake through her new vamp life, and only Victor can keep her safe and satisfied for all eternity.
    The Accidental Vampire FATE GAVE HER FANGSEver since an accident turned her into a knockout vamp Elvi Black s been catching her z s in a coffin staying out of the sun and giving up garlic She knows there s to being undea

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    1. These books are pure cheesy vamp romance with a big helping of smut on the side And, this one had a lot of stupid people that were entertaining as can be.We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years She was turned without knowing what, how, or absolutely anything about vampire stuff She never knew her sire, so she has basically had to figure this whole thing out by herself Let s just say that I m not exactly sure how Elvi has [...]

    2. Oh boy, oh boy My first real paranormal romance not YA, not vampire hunting with a side of relationship, but an honest to goodness real live romance novel I read it on the way to Chicago.Ah, the eternal question where the insert expletive of choice are the editors I spend a lot of time wondering this I see movies like, for example, The Da Vinci Code, and am astonished that apparently, in every single stage of production, everyone involved failed to notice and remark upon the fact that This can t [...]

    3. This was so bad It had a lot of potential, but it fulfilled none of it Stupidest heroine of the series I feel sorry for the hero I am giving 2 stars because I listened on audio and figure reading it would have been a little better The narration sucked.

    4. Opening Line It was a high pitched scream that woke Elvi THE ACCIDENTAL VAMPIRE is an amusing story with great characters It also gives a slightly different take on the standard Vampire Romance, wherein the main characters are all in their 60 s and the Vampires are decendents of Atlantis This is also not a series that you need to read in order, which is great It s nice to just pick up a book and not need a huge ammount of back story to know what s going on Elvie Black was accidentally turned int [...]

    5. We have Elvi NOT the plural of Elvis, as I thought That would be Elvii , who has been a female vampire for 5 years Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi I was never quite sure what Victor s 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition Victor Ar [...]

    6. Was okay, funny but not really what I expected but it was a good read Funny how Elvi just watches the movie and believes that is what she is supposed to do to be a vampire But the Birthday Bite was the best to me.

    7. Curiosamente divertido, Creo si no me equivoco que este es el libro que denota m s la parte del mito sobre el vampiro, eso de no salir a la luz del sol, el ata d con tierra, no comer ajo, espejos, cosas religiosas y todo eso, en esta saga llega a ser muy repetitivo la parte de la explicaci n y todo lo que pueden hacer que realmente es mito, he llegado al punto de darme pereza cuando voy por esa parte, si son parejas nuevas, libro nuevo pero aun as 27 libros por ahora, 2017 que siempre explican e [...]

    8. I loved this book It had been so long since I have read an Argeneau book that I had forgotten how good they were This one wasn t one of my favs in the series but it was very entertaining I enjoyed a lot the fact that the heroine was a woman of 60 something when she was turned into a vampire.This was so different from everything I have read before Although I think it is IMPORTANT to clarify that even though she was turned at that age, afterwards she looked like a 25 year old woman This made the s [...]

    9. I pity anyone who started the Argeneau series with this as their starting point.The main character Elvi real name is Ellen, but she goes by the nickname Elvi because she s a vampire now, and thats what vampires do Plus it s a take on Elvira is an absolute dumbass I got rid of all the mirrors in my house because vampires and thats what I am now don t have reflections never mind the fact that I still had a reflection after I became a vampire, I m sure it s gone now but I m too chicken sh t to find [...]

    10. This is definitely on the range of funny It s humorous and romantic and a bit of mystery added I loved the way the author just dumped a bunch of immortals in one town to woo Elvi Interesting start Victor was the not interested enforcer, Edward the grumpy, Harper the normal caring type, Alessandro the childish one, Dj the uninvited youngling I loved them all Different personalities and aspects But I hated the heroine I loved almost every woman in this series, but Elvi, God, just No I might have o [...]

    11. Elvi was an IDIOT I think this was meant to be funny, but it was a torturous nightmare Jessica s review sums my feeling up 100% so I encourage any and everyone to read her review.Here s the link review show

    12. I just finished a reread of this book This time I decided to try it in audio I love this book It s cute and fun, a light easy read I did not care for the narrator of the audiobook, however She had a voice that was stilted and sounded almost like a computer program I would recommend the book version for this novel.

    13. What a fun story It had me laughing and chuckling several times The people of Port Henry were totally unexpected in the way they took care of Elvi I was never quite sure what Victor s 3 rivals, Edward, Alessandro and Harper were up to and the side story about DJ and Mabel was a pleasant addition.

    14. I know i m going to sound crazy, but I like my paranormal sci fit fantasy romance to be at least somewhat plausible from a human psycholocial stand point meaning, how would a rational person act in situation x No one and nothing about this book was even remotely rational This book was a complete farce and devolved into a wasteland of stupid.Here we have a Heroine who was accidentally turned into an immortal a.k.a vampire Her entire town knows about this and is SUPER supportive Doing blood drives [...]

    15. Lynsay Sands does it again Absolutely love this series It s funny, sexy, has a few crazy twists, and this scientific spin on vampires is very interesting You won t be disappointed

    16. FUN FUN FUN A Vampire puts a singles ad in the paper and boy does she get a response Victor Argeneau and his assistant DJ drive out to the small town of Port Henry to meet this woman and find out what is going on It s not exactly discreet placing an ad in the paper and since Vincent works for the Vampires ruling Council, it s his job to access the damage and possibly bring this potential Rogue Vampire back to the council for judgement Vincent is in for a surprise when he gets to Port Henry to me [...]

    17. I do like how fast I read these Argeneau books, I start them, and then I just continue until I am finished A fast, good book.It s book 7, but this is a series that you can jump around a bit in Still book 1 explains the nano thing fully, sure it is explained here too so if you want to, then jump right in and read this one The book also has a map of all the members in this big family, and this is good.How on earth Elvi was not noticed before I do not know Small towns I guess Yes she is the residen [...]

    18. This was a really quick read, I read it over 2 days that s because there wasn t much substance I guess it s part of a series, which I ve never read the previous ones, but I don t imagine I was missing anything A 60 something year old woman was accidentally turned into a vampire, and her whole town and friends are very accepting of her She becomes 25 again, and even hotter than she was originally all vampires hot i guess She lives for 5 yrs without really finding out what a vampire is She gets al [...]

    19. This is one of my favourite Argeneau novels Elvi is an accidental vampire, who was turned under unusual circumstances and has attracted the attention of the Council Without a sire to guide her, she turned to popular culture for answers and is living in discomfort Her community accepts her as a paranormal creature and are very protective towards her This was a welcome change from paranoid, torch and stake wielding humans Victor Argeneau is an enforcer for the Council He is sent to investigate the [...]

    20. Up till now I didn t know much about Victor except he s Vincent s father, has the same genetic anomaly as his son so they can t feed of bagged blood and that his lifemate, Marion, died a few centuries ago burned at the stake So I was pleased to see this book was about him.Losing his lifemate has made Victor a bitter, lonely man He even avoids contact with Vincent, his son, and the only thing that keeps him going is his job as an law enforcer for the council.When he is sent to Port Henry on a cas [...]

    21. I listened to this on audio and the sex scene with Elvi s friend who s almost a senior citizen scarred me for life She also has a nasally accent from Montana, I think it was, which made it even worse sorry if you re from there Yeah, yeah that may sound immature to readers age 50 , but that s how I felt I generally like my heroines to be around their late 20s early 30s any younger and they re generally written as if they re as dumb as a box of rocks.The plot of this book was really laughable, I u [...]

    22. The book was gorgeous.I chose it due to the blurb on the back, and I didn t regret it one second It is as funny and unusual a vampire romance as I thought it would be It had all the usual stuff with lifemates, the gorgeous looking vampires and so on, but the story in itself turned out to be surprising and inventive I mean, really a 62 year old woman becoming a vampire by accident A whole town standing behind her as she tries to find her way through the new un life And best friends so intent on s [...]

    23. 4.75 stars.The accidental vampire is based on Lucian s brother, Victor, who is also on the council When council gets word of a vampire outside Toronto who is breaking several laws, Victor is sent to find out what s happening When he gets there he finds Elvi, who s been turned with no idea how she became a vampire, or how to live as one Elvi also turns out to be unreadable by Victor, which complicates the problem of the council s verdict.I loved this installment The plot was totally unlike any ot [...]

    24. Can I give this book ten stars It was by far my favorite of the series so far So funny and engaging and just so great to read I loved the messes Elvi got into and how she found out what being an immortal really meant, rather than her pretending to be an Elvira knock off And Vincent trying to be patient and keep her out of trouble was so dear and in stark contrast with his crusty reputation I love it when the Argeneau men drop their defenses Such a fun book and as always I look forward to the nex [...]

    25. Excellent novel by Linsay Sands, as usual Sands books seem to have the witty humor and just enough mystery to keep me turning the pages I really enjoy reading all of her books, especially the immortal series In this book the recluse Victor gets sent on a case thinking they have an immortal breaking every law amoung their kind Elvi didn t know there were laws or other immortal s She also got all of her information from movies.

    26. This is another one of my top favs in this series so far Even though, as a woman, I was still left baffled along with the other males, as to the way Elvi s mind thought things through, especially with the Knight situation The cheesecake emergency and then the other cheesecake emergency had me laughing All in all, it was a great read Very entertaining I m really enjoying this series so far.

    27. this book was funny, though Elvi was kinda annoying in this with her being so naive about what it was to be a vampire But all in all it was in the same aspect as the rest of Sands books in this series, quirky, funny, sexy, and a most weird way of hooking up with someone.

    28. This would be how I would be turned into a vampire is by accident This was a funny cute book I haven t read many in this series I tried the first one and it was just ok, but this one was downright romantic, cute and funny Birthday bites notwithstanding.

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