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The Monsters of Templeton By Lauren Groff,

  • Title: The Monsters of Templeton
  • Author: Lauren Groff
  • ISBN: 9780434017850
  • Page: 336
  • Format: None
  • On the very morning Willie Upton slinks home to Templeton, New York after a calamitous affair with her archeology professor , the 50 foot long body of a monster floats from the depths of the town s lake This unsettling coincidence sets the stage for this debut novel With a clue to the mysterious identity of her father in hand, Willie turns her research skills to unearthOn the very morning Willie Upton slinks home to Templeton, New York after a calamitous affair with her archeology professor , the 50 foot long body of a monster floats from the depths of the town s lake This unsettling coincidence sets the stage for this debut novel With a clue to the mysterious identity of her father in hand, Willie turns her research skills to unearthing the secrets of the town in letters and pictures, which, reproduced in the book along with increasingly complete family trees, lend an air of historical authenticity.
    The Monsters of Templeton On the very morning Willie Upton slinks home to Templeton New York after a calamitous affair with her archeology professor the foot long body of a monster floats from the depths of the town s la

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    1. yay my suspicions have been confirmed i am officially not a book snob i oscillate between thinking i might be a little bit of one, and that any forays i may make into teen fiction or silly bodice rippers that involve byron in some way are just accidents flaws on , i feel mostly like the dummy of the bunch, which is a totally comfortable and understandable place for me to be but then at work, and in my readers advisory class, i feel like the biggest book elitist of all time because they are all t [...]

    2. Does this ever happen to you When I read something, I generally hear the words pretty much spoken inside my head as I read them Mostly though sometimes, when I m reading a truly great book, I start to feel that what I m hearing inside my skull is akin to music, almost, like some sort of lovely concerto version of the words on the page But then, sometimes, with not so great books, what I start to hear after I ve been reading for a while is of an irksome whine or a grating rumble, like the soun [...]

    3. The author, a native of Cooperstown, NY has written a love tale to her town, renamed Templeton The name was a nom de place used by James Feni Cooper for the town in his book The Pioneers Wilhelmina Willie Upton has returned to town, pregnant, distraught, at a turning point in her life Her mother had kept from her the name of her father, substituting a fable that fit the era of her conception But Vi, her mother, is willing to offer hints, leaving it to Willie to apply her research skills to compl [...]

    4. I finally abandoned this with only sixty pages to go Abandoned it without learning the answer to the central question the book asks who was my father Because I realised I just couldn t care And because I was unable to distinguish most of the many characters from each other despite spending 400 pages with them so it didn t matter who the father was Family trees are fascinating I love that programme Who do you think you are We d all like to know much about our ancestors To discover the long succe [...]

    5. Oops, I forgot to add this to Currently Reading while I was reading it That is my fatal flaw Anyway, I breezed through this book in a couple of days it is a very quick, smooth read, heavy on plotting, which keeps the pages turning However, I think its self seriousness undermines its credibility, oddly In the end, I found the book awfully pretentious The pretense in question Pretending to be serious literature The novel revolves around grad student gone wild Willie Upton, who has slunk back to he [...]

    6. Author Lauren Groff gives the reader a modern story, a fantasy and an historical fiction story all within her tale of Willie, returned to her family home, who embarks on a quest to find the identity of her real father There is also a mythical lake monster and a resident ghost and while other writers may stagger under the weight of such scope, Groff juggles all story lines reasonably well It is narrated partly in the third person by two main characters, in first person narrations of ancestors and [...]

    7. God, sometimes I love my job I commute two hours to and from work every day, and given current traffic conditions in the Austin area, you can go ahead and add at least another half hour to my drive home I ll sometimes stop and grab a burger for dinner, going through the drive through and then sitting in the parking lot to eat I always have a book in the car, so this gives me a little uninterrupted reading time while I finish my burger.Most times, this takes 20 30 minutes But every once in a whil [...]

    8. Maybe it helps to read mediocre books so you truly appreciate a good book when it crosses your path 1 star unreadable, 2 stars sorry to have wasted the time but did actually finish it, 3 stars is a notch above that and hey, that s not bad for a first time author.My complaints include a plot that is driven by an only mildly compelling question, tons of subplots that have nothing to do with the main question and are boring distractions, poorly written fictional historical documents.I got the feeli [...]

    9. You wouldn t know it unless she told you, but this is Lauren Groff s wacky love letter to Cooperstown, NY, where she grew up If you really want to enjoy this book, it s best to relax and just accept it all in a spirit of playfulness It s a wild and goofy collage full of secrets and pretend secrets and mostly benign monsters and ghosts Willie Upton returns home to Templeton after a doomed relationship goes awry After she settles in, her mother Vivienne tells her that the story she s always believ [...]

    10. I won t lie I m reluctant to give this book four starsbut, you see, I have to, because I DID get up early to read it and I did stay up until two a.m on a weeknight Heck, if I m being honest, while I did not stay home specifically FOR finishing this book, it made what would have been a pretty crap day enjoyable.But still, I m hesitant to recommend it I have this suspicion most of my friends wouldn t get through it It was, at different points, many things novice, tricky to follow, going, plot wise [...]

    11. About my relationship with The Monsters of Templeton it s complicated Before we met, I had heard a wide range of opinions about the book Now, my tastes lean toward the obscure I don t tend to read the popular ones and I have a bit of prejudice toward them If it s that popular, it can t be that good, I will sometimes mistakenly reason And this book, well, this book had gotten around The town of had been gossiping about this one for a while, with opinions ranging from it s amazing to it s a rank [...]

    12. I had fairly high hopes for this being a fun, quality read Nuh uh It has than a slight whiff of chick lit fluff about it unfortunately While her descriptions have visual flair, the overall tone of this novel is cutesy and contrived The multiple narrative perspectives seem forced, with several just feeling like tacked on filler ex the running group hello why The main character is ultimately confronted gently, of course as being the self absorbed, spoiled brat snob that she clearly is But ultimat [...]

    13. Made it 2 3 of the way through, skimmed the rest How this was written by the same author as the breathtaking Fates and Furies I LL NEVER KNOW.

    14. Willie Upton returns in disgrace to her hometown of Templeton, New York a very thinly disguised Cooperstown and starts trying to unravel a family mystery that, seeing as Willie is a descendant of Marmaduke Temple, the founder of the town, is intimately intertwined with the history of the entire community.I really thought I was going to like this book History and mystery and research Weird, magical realism touches like the discovery of a monster in the lake Multiple points of view, including samp [...]

    15. IDK if i would have ever picked this up, but Karen is a very persuasive bookdate And I m so glad This book is really lovely Sensual, lush language well developed, totally relatable characters a plot that is exciting and challenging, and on and on As always, the fact that I am a quick and uncareful reader prevented me from really following all the historical personages and twisty intrigue, and I probably missed a few Aha moments, but that didn t stop me from loving being along for the ride Super [...]

    16. What can I say about this book It is many things in one It is a mystery, family drama, historical fiction, romance, and cryptozoology all tied up in a lovely package And very enjoyable to read.The story opens with two plot lines First a young woman comes home to a place she never wanted to see again And second, a creature is found floating dead in a lake Then the whole story diverges into a hot mess, but it is a beautiful hot mess.Even Big Steve A.K.A Stephen King enjoyed this story And usually [...]

    17. Wilhelmina Willie Upton a promising graduate student at Standford University has fled back to her small, historic hometown of Templeton, New York steeped in disgrace The affair with her married grad school mentor has been found out, and, now pregnant with his illegitimate child, she hopes to find solace in her mother, Vivian Vi Upton a woman whose footsteps Willie has unwittingly fallen into Herself a child of the free loving 1960s, Vi had always told Willie that she is the product of one of the [...]

    18. I wanted to read this book because I ve been to Cooperstown and while knowing the town is not necessary, it certainly enhanced my enjoyment of the novel with my being able to visualize the streets, etc in my head especially since it s such a novel of place another element that appeals to me While this novel isn t great literature and why should it be , I do think it s a literary novel But most of all, it was fun and inventive and smart, and I enjoyed the whole experience of it.

    19. First I read this book with curiosity and, I confess, not a little scepticism Then I read this book with pleasure and even, perhaps, morbid anticipation Finally, as I turned the last few pages and the book spoke to me of endings and new beginnings, I read this book with appreciation and wonder.The Monsters of Templeton begins in a distracted, almost haphazard fashion, introducing the tangential plot of the lake monster s death even as we meet the protagonist, Wilhelmina Wille Upton It took me so [...]

    20. I requested this book from the library loan service because it had a promising title and a cover reminiscent of a couple other recent books that I d liked The Sonoma County library system does not give one much by way of useful information such as a summery, cover blurb, genre, etc As it turned out, this story as far as I read focused on dysfunctional families, unwanted pregnancy, and claustrophobic small towns, three tropes which I almost never enjoy So back to the library it goes There was a b [...]

    21. Read isn t fair And neither is my reason for giving up so quickly But I winced when I hit a woman named Piddles Sweeney, I think , and the appearance of Zeke Felcher sealed the deal As my old, venerated writing instructor Fister McBunghole used to say, it is very, very hard to write funny or silly names I was already getting a case of fatal whimsy So now you have a choice trust me or Stephen King, or one of the Michelle s on this site who wrote a fine, generous, thoughtful review below I have a [...]

    22. Have you ever picked up a book because it had a pretty cover, knowing almost nothing about it before you start reading And then, when you begin to get lost in the pages, you realize that said book is the most perfect book to read at this most perfect time in your life because it just, I don t know, speaks to you and every situation that you are currently facing And then, it seems that every person in your life at that particular moment in time seems also to be speaking to you from the pages of t [...]

    23. The Monsters of Templeton was hard to categorize I finally decided it is magical realisim Regardless of how you want to categorize it, I found the book to be a wonderful read Set in the current day, the author takes the reader on a trip through the establishment of the town of Templeton, using journals and letters written by and for the towns founders, the Templeton There is all kinds of magical and supernatural elements interspersed throughout the novel That is not really the focus of the story [...]

    24. If Willie Upton were a real woman, I would kick her ass I considered drop kicking this book across the room, but I have too much respect for literature However, I define literature quite loosely in this case.I had all sorts of issues with this book, but my primary beef is with Willie Upton, a Stanford archeology PhD candidate and the main character She goes away to Alaska with her professor and a group of Harvard guys to search for the oldest human on the continent She has an affair with her dor [...]

    25. The day I returned to Templeton steeped in disgrace, the fifty foot corpse of a monster surfaced in Lake Glimmerglass A great opening line for an interesting book, a love letter to a town in New York that curiously resembles Cooperstown The story begins as Willie Wilhemina Upton returns home with her tail between her legs and a fetus in her belly She is running from a disasterous affair with her graduate school professor and dissertation advisor one that starts on an archeological dig in Alaska [...]

    26. I got this book as an advanced read copy from a big box book chain ages ago, so forgive me if I ve missed some of the smaller details I thoroughly enjoyed this book I ve noticed some of the other reviewers giving this book one and two stars because it s fluff Why on Earth does a book have to be dense and dreary to be good What ever happened to the story telling aspect of books Isn t that the point of a good book, that you learn something either about the world, or yourself , enjoy what you re do [...]

    27. My first impressions of this book were very mixed Initially, I enjoyed the narrative, but I found the dialogue very amateur That is, every time a character spoke, it just sounded somewhat I don t know, written Quickly enough, however, even the narrative seemed relatively ho hum It s clear that the writer is trying to sound like a good writer, and sadly the effort is too often apparent, which gives the book a forced feel Adding to the somewhat immature tone of the book is the main character, who [...]

    28. Awww This book totally makes me squeal in my mind, so as not to disturb those around me , Awww Like the Portlandia dumpster diver I can t find a Portlandia Aww meme and am too lazy to make my own, so just imagine it here and move along.Here are the things that just tickled me pink I m already pink, though well, kind of an olive pink, sopinive I m pinive no, not oink Don t even The mayor sports ornamental canes and too short shorts Bwahahaha Such perfect small town imagery, it cracked me up so mu [...]

    29. I had great fun with this book and I m not really sure why There is a bit of a mystery here who really did impregnate Willie s mother but that s not the point There is also a real, traditional sea monster in the lake, though the role this creature plays in the novel is hard to pinpoint, symbolic than factual, if you will There are murder, mayhem, and scum bags aplenty, as well What s not to like But at heart this is mainstream fiction, a story about a mother and daughter, two best friends, fa [...]

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