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The Cat Manual By Michael Ray Taylor,

  • Title: The Cat Manual
  • Author: Michael Ray Taylor
  • ISBN: -
  • Page: 400
  • Format: Kindle Edition
  • A book of humorous advice written for cats, by cats The author discovered the feline world s best kept secret in a file hidden on his mother s computer by her cat, Cleo, and now shares it with humanity for the first time Topics covered range from avoiding visits to the vet, to the artful display of captured prey, to getting in the way of a human trying to read anythingA book of humorous advice written for cats, by cats The author discovered the feline world s best kept secret in a file hidden on his mother s computer by her cat, Cleo, and now shares it with humanity for the first time Topics covered range from avoiding visits to the vet, to the artful display of captured prey, to getting in the way of a human trying to read anything, including this paragraph Upon publication, Cleo denied authorship and hired a team of lawyers, all of whom have their claws out, but despite her best efforts the word is spreading The Cat Manual is hilarious for cat lovers of all ages From the author of Cave Passages and Dark Life.
    The Cat Manual A book of humorous advice written for cats by cats The author discovered the feline world s best kept secret in a file hidden on his mother s computer by her cat Cleo and now shares it with humanit

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    1. The fabulous felines Penny Chloe are back with their three choice rules of catitude, which when questioned they firmly deny came from The Cat Manual They will not admit such a thing exists, or that they are secretly thrilled that their human has read it, as this can only mean treats.The intelligent adult feline can tolerate only so much snuggy wuggums.Penny Ugh Human snuggles There s nothing worse.Chloe I think human snuggles are kind of nice I think you re nice Penny Shut up.Nothing the human [...]

    2. This is a humorous manual written by cats for cats How to live and exact proper ownership upon your human pet is a just description of this work Anyone having spent time with a cat will quickly recognize their compatriot nemesis s personalities within these pages.I found this humorous at first but, soon after reading nearly two thirds the way through the book, I began having frightening thoughts what if this is all true It certainly seems to fit in with feline proclivities Could they be our repl [...]

    3. For years, my family has semi joked that our beloved cat Skipper Lee Jr left behind an instruction manual for all the cats that came into our lives after him After reading this book, I now firmly believe that to be entirely true This is a delightfully written instruction book for cats I do wonder if perhaps it s not the most current version, though, as a few essential tips were missing e.g being gravity s helper sitting on stuff the human is attempting to move etc But, as the author or should I [...]

    4. This advice manual for cats by cats is being shared for the first time by Michael Ray Taylor after finding it hidden on his mother s computer by her cat Its topics include change, helping humans, gifts, reading, forbidden rooms, waking the human, the death of the newspaper, the vacuum cleaner, and This book is pretty funny and I found myself laughing out loud loud at times Cleo sounds very much like my own cat, Finn, when it comes to some things If he could talk these are some of the words he w [...]

    5. This is definitely a book for cat lovers and owners if you re neither, don t even bother reading it because you simply won t get it.I liked that the angle for the book was different a cat manual written by cats for cats.It s filled with humour and good advice for fellow cats, and of course gives us lowly humans insight into why cats do the things they do.Cute book, I would recommend this as a gift for any cat owner or lover.

    6. I always had the opinion that cats are creatures that are constantly plotting to the demise of humankind and, to be honest, this book proves that I was right Cats are cunning animals who are completely aware of what they re doing and their ultimate goal is no other than global domination.This book is fun to read, fast paced and scary at some moments I don t have any animals nor plan to acquire any allergic parents etc , but I did hear several accounts of people who raise cats and well, I can see [...]

    7. I loved this book and laughed many times Obviously this man has been owned and is owned by one determined cat at a time or many cats together.I liked the way it was written as from one cat to another and recognised all the strategies described Our 20 year old cat, Fuss, has obviously read this manual or a fore runner and even at her vast age, is still capable of following most of the advice.

    8. The Cat Manual Not what it sounds this is not a manual for owners of cats This is a manual for cats by cats about owning humans.A gloriously humourous take on what it is to be a cat and what they really think of the suckers that treat them like royalty.An absolute must read for anyone with feline influences in their lives or homes

    9. Great humor Very relatable to any cat care taker My only wish is that I could get a paper copy of this book to present to my elderly mother who does not internet or technology savvy She would get loads of enjoyment from reading it

    10. This is a story for cat people about the cats that own us Very cute story for all cat lovers I read this kindle edition in one sitting and laughed at so many parts There is no way you could read this and not find numerous incidents that relate to any cats you have known and loved

    11. I got this today from had to read this asap This is from a cat s point of view its pretty true to what or how we believe cats think Its definately worth the read Took me no time to finish it.

    12. Anyone who has ever been owned by a cat will identify with this book 100% It details how deviously the cat s mind works in its attempt to rule the planet

    13. This was super cute and funny If you are a cat lover you will definitely love this book and understand a lot of the references.

    14. Have a cat It s most likely read this Any cat owner wil laugh, cry, and swear while reading this very true kindle ebook.

    15. This book is brilliantly funny and extremely entertaining, where you see yourself in most of the situations mentioned Highly recommended if you are a cat person and know cats well

    16. Every cat owner will find something to smile aboutYou certainly do not want to spend a lot of money on this very short and only occasionally amusing book but I found it was a nice palette cleanser between other, serious reads There are worse ways to spend part of an hour.

    17. I love cats I love every kind of catThough fast, this was an enjoyable read I could see multiple similarities to my own grumpy pretty kitty I m glad I took the time to read this.

    18. Very Funny Look At Cat Think This is a very funny and accurate examination of how cats rule our lives It is nicely done with the appropriate amount of sarcasm This would be a fun gift for any cat lover There were several times I laughed out loud and woke up my cat

    19. Okay So I bought this awhile back when it was free Hey Im a sucker for free kindle books And I just now got around to reading it thinking that it was an Information type book Don t get me wrong it is, just with some humor thrown it It was a quick and funny read

    20. Silly,not worth the time it took to read this Do not even want to leave a reviewNot worth the time lost reading this So silly ,do not even was t to post review No to say

    21. LOL A great read from the viewpoint of a cat about living with a human A great instructional manual for younger cats.

    22. It seems like my obsession of kitty cats is getting high lately lol I got this book when it was free on and although it really doesn t deserve its original price, I was glad I got the chance to read it I mean, this is downright a book to read in the toilet, and I ve got far too little money for that sad, I know In my bathroom there re only cheap comic books in case I drop them into water or get shampoo on it or something Basically, the book was a secret cat s guide to living with human, in which [...]

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