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Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up By Dave Barry Jeff MacNelly, Dave Barry s Blog Miami Herald Contributing to this blog Dave is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender judi is Judi Smith, who is Dave s Research Department, as well as being interested in men. Dave Barry Humor Column Gift Guide Miami Herald Read Dave Barry s column and blog articles, including the writer s gift guides Follow the author s funny perspectives and opinions on parenting, marriage, family life, politics and Florida living. Dave Barry A journey into my colon and yours Miami Herald Feb , This Dave Barry column was originally published Feb , OK You turned You know you re supposed to get a colonoscopy But you haven t. Dave Barry Reason Oct , When people introduce Dave Barry, they always say he won a Pulitzer Prize Which is impressive, of course But it doesn t really seem like the most salient fact about him The funnyman is the Peter and the Starcatchers Peter and the Starcatchers Peter and the Starcatchers Peter and the Starcatchers, Book One Dave Barry, Ridley Pearson, Greg Call on FREE shipping on qualifying offers Don teven think of starting this bookunless you re sitting in a comfortable chair and have lots of time Afast paced Hilarious Dave Barry column about colonoscopies Colon Jan , One of my good friends sent me this hilarious email and I wanted to share it here with everyone because first of all, it made tears run down my face I was laughing so hard, and two, if you ve had a colonoscopy before you ll know exactly what he is Sarasota, Florida Van Wezel Performing Arts Hall A landmark Frank Lloyd Wright Foundation performing arts hall located directly on Sarasota Bay which offers a world of great music, dance, theater, comedy and family fun, as well as Schooltime Performances and an array of educational outreach programs for youth and lifelong learners Home Carolines on Broadway NYC s Premier Stand Up Comedy Nightclub AKA The First Name In Comedy. The Ugly Truth About Beauty by Dave Barry The Ugly Truth About Beauty by Dave Barry If you re a man, at some point a woman will ask you how she looks How do I look she ll ask. Dave Barry s Blog DO NOT MESS WITH THEM Contributing to this blog Dave is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender judi is Judi Smith, who is Dave s Research Department, as well as being interested in men.

  • Title: Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up
  • Author: Dave Barry Jeff MacNelly
  • ISBN: 9780345440648
  • Page: 464
  • Format: Paperback
  • You can t make this stuff up Dave Barry would never lie and here are the real life, laugh out loud stories from across America to prove it a U.S Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry PYou can t make this stuff up Dave Barry would never lie and here are the real life, laugh out loud stories from across America to prove it a U.S Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing gas I had not realized that this was a matter of concern in the highest levels of government a newspaper headline in Ohio announces the combustibility of strawberry Pop Tarts A story that can really help you gain a better understanding of how you can be killed by breakfast snack food the frightening fact that snakes have mastered the pipelines leading directly to your toilet and they re not shy Many women might view this as a fair punishment for all the billions of times that guys have left the seat up.So get up close with Dave as he swears to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so God help you
    Dave Barry Is Not Making This Up You can t make this stuff up Dave Barry would never lie and here are the real life laugh out loud stories from across America to prove it a U S Supreme Court justice shares his remedy for preventing

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    1. This was a couple of dozen of his columns which I ve always loved The perfect length as my sense of humor tends to trip out after a while I was cutting up a tree that ice storm took partially down in the horses field while listening to this, so I had to take a few breaks when things got dicey Lots of energy twisting left in that big, old hackberry I wish the wood was prettier as it was 16 in diameter should make some nice bowls, but I ll have to stain them or something I don t like the gray cast [...]

    2. Dave Berry USED TO BE very funny His first three book collections were hilarious Then something happened The popular he got the less funny he became His book on Washington politics is unreadable This is one of the STILL FUNNY ones.

    3. I grew up reading Dave Barry s column right after reading the Garfield comic I love Dave Barry Some of his columns were so funny, others.well not so much This collection of his essays columns falls into the not so much , category It kills me to say that, but this was not the laugh out loud stuff I love from him So 3 stars because I think he is incredibly clever with his material.

    4. Would I Lie To You Dave Barry tells it like it is kind of.Dave BarryDave Barry Is Not Making This Up Ballantine Books, 1994Dave Barry draws from his experience as a Pulitzer Prize winning humorist and extracts the humor from everyday life He counts on his readers to assist him in gathering any news or events of great importance UFO sightings, Elvis giving tours of Graceland, and high top sneakers with air pumps One can t forget the invention of Beano, either Although presumably silly, each of th [...]

    5. Hilarious Laugh out loud, belly laughing fun If your looking for a lighthearted short book to entertain you and put you in a good mood then look no further.

    6. I came away from this book convinced than ever that with DB, it s simply a matter of the shorter the funnier The REALLY LONG chapters Elvis fans, and Trip to China, for example major snooze fest The Lawn Rangers bit, also pretty nap worthy However I think I just should ve put it down and come back to it a few times rather than just go hell for leather and knock the whole thing off in one go Because his formula can get boring if you don t take it in short, clean breaks In my humble opinion he b [...]

    7. Incredibly funny Dave Barry is Not Making This Up Dave Barry is the sort of person you d love to sit close enough to eavesdrop on at a dinner party, but not close enough that you d end up being in one of his stories I particularly enjoyed invasion of the money snatchers a story of a bunch of old guys trying to do the right thing by declaring income from a lottery win and ending up being sued by the government for money well in excess of what was won The chapters are different 2 4 page articles w [...]

    8. Not very long, maybe 2 hours, I listened to it a few times during the three weeks I had it from the library, usually while falling asleep I wonder if I had an abridged version The choice of reader, someone who sounded like an old Jewish man, may have seemed appropriate for Florida but struck me as a little weird, especially with the author actually reading some things You can t really go wrong with Dave Barry, but the choice of stories other than personal ones didn t really stick with me The mus [...]

    9. I remembered Dave Barry as being funny lol funny recalling when I read him as a kid But I also recall thinking that comics were amusing as well He is a good writer but sad to say I cannot avoid comparing him to David Sedaris I was looking for that funny but than a clever chuckle kind My wife and I would crack up at David Sedaris But alas, Barry s stories were fairly interesting but clever and amusing than really funny that I was looking for.

    10. This was a rather average read There were some absolutely laugh out loud parts, but by and large, he was only mildly amusing, and, during his longer essays, completely boring I skipped tracks for his longer articles because he completely loses his humour in them But, then there were parts where my guffaws filled every space in my car Overall, a mediocre read.

    11. Ah, Dave Barry, I m sad you re not writing columns any But this is the next best thingHilarious as always, but a surprise sneaky tear jerker column hidden in there 9 in the read through the bookshelf challenge.

    12. This book is a collection of Dave Barry s best and funniest columns They range from hilarious to quite serious and cover every subject imaginable return return He talks about a science fair project with ants for his son s school, snakes and other animals coming out of toilets, loud passengers on airplanes, pop tarts blowing up toasters and setting houses on fire, boating trips to Bimini, UFOs in Florida, circumcision, Zebra mussels in bras, burglar alarms, criminals in New York, worst songs and [...]

    13. This book is a collection of Dave s columns based around real life things and events Naturally it s largely humour, but has a few serious moments an exploration of the Elvis phenomenon, a visit to Hong Kong before its reversion to China s rule, and Dave s twelve year old son being hit by a car.I was interested to find that this somewhat tied into the last book The Mothman Prophecies one article was about a rash of UFO sightings in Florida, with some direct quotes from some of John Keel s books.H [...]

    14. In addition to following up 1992 s Dave Barry Talks Back with a collection of his weekly humor columns from the Miami Herald through 1994, this book also includes several longer pieces Dave Barry wrote for other publications, including one about the natural birth of his son, an expose of a Western Florida UFO hoax, and a couple of travelogues of a sort about a trip to China on the eve of Britain s withdrawal from Hong Kong and a boating trip to Bimini Bay Also included is a rather serious for Ba [...]

    15. As for Dave Barry, don t get me started This man bleeds humor His humor is similar to mine which is why we are best friends We go out for coffee on a regular basis and share ideas about funny memos possibly to be implemented into his next column and or book in fact, he calls me constantly asking me for ideas because he thinks I m brilliant and have a groundbreaking sense of humor He told me just last Thursday that he envies my brain and wishes he was as clever as I This really happened in my hea [...]

    16. Not the funniest book of Barry s that I ve read, but I m not sure that it s meant to be overtly humorous There is undoubtedly an emphasis placed on the quirks and oddities of everyday life, with the occasional serious piece that seems to be included for informational interest or emotional impact than laughs.Whatever his goals may be, Barry is consistently enjoyable When he wants to be, he s hysterical his piece dedicated to a mock political thriller novel is a riot When he decides to play a se [...]

    17. You can t read this book and wonder why Barry is one of the leading humor writers in the world his writing is riddled with laugh out loud gems It usually takes a lot to make me laugh, but this book had me quaking with giggles so often I had to stop reading it at night, so I wouldn t wake my husband The two longer chapters one on UFOs and the other Elvis fans aren t as funny, but show off Barry s talent as a serious writer, and are still entertaining in their own right This book is going in my p [...]

    18. A friend gave us tickets to hear Dave Barry speak at a Celebrity Forum in May In anticipation of the event, I got this audiobook from the library so we could listen during our drive to Lake Tahoe The introductions are read by Dave Barry and the stories themselves are read by Arte Johnson remember Laugh In The stories vary, but some are laugh out loud funny Even my reticent husband was really laughing at some of the stories, especially those we could relate to like the airplane passengers from He [...]

    19. I have to include this because Dave Barry actually taught me how to be a satirist Yeaht Jonathan Swift, Dave Barry My English teacher introduced me to him when I was in high school and asked me to start imitating his style From essentially directly biting off of him, I was able to shape my own writing style and become an effective and in some circles, popular satirist in my own regard Thanks, Dave

    20. I read a lot of Dave Barry as a kid, and found it to be pretty much the funniest stuff out there Found this book on a 1 rack recently and thought I might dip back to an old favorite and see how it held up Answer pretty darn well Not nearly as much side splitting laughter this time around, but far appreciation for his writing craft And some of the poignant bits hit a lot harder this time around, too.

    21. Anything Dave Barry writes is gonna be good He s like Stephen King in that sense His humor was great in here It dragged a little bit in the middle of the book, but once he got onto the music chapters, it really started to roll I really liked the Elvis writeup along with the worst songs bits I was really surprised with the story about his son getting hit by the car I don t recall ever reading anything of his that was so serious and touching Thumbs up to Dave.

    22. I just needed to laugh and nod my head, and this is one I hadn t read There are a few Barry collections out there like that, but I don t make any effort to get at them Like with David Sedaris, I m scared to be all done.Now, for needing to just laugh, I go to Barry For liking some grittiness and touched ness in there, I go to Sedaris But damned if Dave Barry didn t almost make me cry.These humor people, they get me.

    23. If you like Dave Barry I like Dave Barry This is one in his collection of absurd metaphors Most are very clever and I find them entertaining for days after I ve read the book However you may find repeating them to others who you think might find them hilarious also Well let me put it this way, it may lose a bit in the translation I m about to get another Dave Barry book to perk me up.

    24. I used to really like Dave Barry, so I picked up this collection to read and I found that he is still enjoyable but the stories in here seem somewhat dated Originally published in 1994 the stories seemed stale I don t know if it is because I read them before I might have since I used to watch for his column in the paper or it may be that I am at a different place in my life If you haven t tried a Barry book, by all means try one but try one of his newer books Very short collection.

    25. I have this one on my nightstand for nights when I am too worried to go to sleep The short essays in the book are perfect for giving me something to read to make me laugh and relax me Yet they are not the long story that will keep me reading until the wee hours of the morning I have read this so many times I practically have it memorized Love it.

    26. This was very entertaining on books on CD The reader is excellent Dave Barry is a humorist from Miami whose material invariably visits booger and scatological jokes, and his other stories can be very entertaining I wondered, as I listened to one segment about readers sending in their votes for the worst song of all time by snail mail , how the Internet has affected his column.

    27. Somewhat outdated, due to its publication date, but still, some things never change Very clever in his observations of the world and its foibles and exceptionally adept with hilarious turns of phrase I ve read a couple of his novels, too, and I d recommend his books to anyone with a working sense of humor.

    28. Dave Barry is my favorite humorist I have read 2 of his books and been fortunate enough to hear him speak This collection of his colums is great Just right to read one per night to reboot the brain I especially liked the one about helping his son do a science fair project I recommend this book, and plan to move on the next.

    29. Dave Barry is funny, as usual, in this collection of his columns I skipped the longer chapters just wasn t in the mood However, the rest of the book had me laughing out loud I love the way DB starts a thought, and gives it an unexpected comic twist at the end Love when he writes about his moronic dogs.

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